1. mfw it’s 8 am on May 27th. Happy birthday, Dad.

    mfw it’s 8 am on May 27th.

    Happy birthday, Dad.

  2. The Death and Life of Martin Winslow.

    This short story is kind of a whim.

    The thought came to me and I figured why not. It’s my means of exploring life, except it’s a life, instead of life itself, but whatever, it’s all relative.

    This is what I’ve got so far. It’s still a long ways off and I’m not totally sure how I feel about it yet. But I know where I want it to go and I’ll be happy to see it get there.

    I just hope I don’t lose interest entirely.

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  3. [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    ballsinyourpants:

    The Tallest Man On Earth - It Will Follow the Rain

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  6. Welp.

    Throat infection.

    Doctor has no idea what though.
    50/50 between a bacterial infection and a viral infection.

    Super.

    Antibiotics time.
    And this green stuff that is supposed to make my throat not hurt and clean it and stuff, but so far it’s just numbing my tongue. 

  7. Panic is starting to set in. Clinic trip today.

  8. I woke up and I think it had continued to swell.

  9. I sometimes hate hearing the birds come out when I’ve been up for along time for no reason.

    They’re all “chirp chirp chirp” and it just feels like it translates to “Here again, are you Ryan? You know, this is all bound to catch up with you, chirp*.”

    *=chirp untranslatable

    On the other hand, I do kinda like to hear the birds come out.
    Because they sound really pretty.

  10. Anonymous asked: don't tell anyone about tumblrtasks(.)com but i made $400 this week on it lol

    Fuck you man, I’m telling everyone, this needs to be known.